I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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