Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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