I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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