I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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