I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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