I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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