I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
you made out with another girl for some wings
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize