weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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