census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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