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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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