That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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