She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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