her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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