yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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