Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
