his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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