Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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