Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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