Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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