Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You need a sexual gate keeper
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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