On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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