No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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