Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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