I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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