why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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