What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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