This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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