I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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