Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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