she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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