I wish i was in the wii world.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
