your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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