I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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