Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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