mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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