do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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