You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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