i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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