Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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