I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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