The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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