Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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