Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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