He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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