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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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