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i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.

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(386): View more from Florida

it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

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(805): View more from California

I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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(510): View more from California

according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"

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(360): View more from Washington

I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.

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(208): View more from Idaho

the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?

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(309): View more from Illinois

I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.

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I had a sandwich.

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