"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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