I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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