Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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