Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Can i not drive my cunt home
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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