youre lurking in front of me
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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