Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
