He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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