Don't you send me to vm
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
