I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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