Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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