I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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