WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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