your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's no shave November. This is our time.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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