Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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